Or at least do them on the sly so they don't notice your crazy habits until it's too late.
November 2013: "I only write songs about crazy love.
And since Taylor hasn't responded to our request to co-write a relationship advice column à la Carrie Bradshaw in March 2009: "In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot.
There’s no better or chicer way of asserting your sexual freedom.
There are other things to do besides watching him sleep and scrolling through Pintrest looking for the perfect wedding dress.
They'll like you better if you don't do those things.
What if the only thing they send back is a weird emoticon that sort of looks like a wink but its tongue is out? Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought.
The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is.